There's no rage against this machine.

Looks great, except it doesn't run.

Its 50 cc engine lets me go downhill at almost 28 MPH when it does run. Uphills, not so much. Depending on the hill (and my head start), I may or may not have to walk it up.

The seat advertises "185 LB max." In the USA??

The above weight limit can be used in a "Yo mamma" joke. Note that I said can be, and not should be.