We snapped up this 2013 rendition of the AirPort Extreme, which was announced at WWDC just one day prior to its release. Spoiler alert: it's TALL. The winner of this year's "tallest wireless router that is white, roughly rectangular, and has an Apple logo on top" award also boasts:

IEEE 802.11a/b/g/n/ac

Beamforming antenna array

Simultaneous dual-band 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz

Gigabit Ethernet WAN port

Three Gigabit Ethernet LAN ports

USB 2.0